dad joke-book
Hey students! I know firsthand the struggle of meeting new people, especially overcoming that dreadfully awkward first interaction. But, let me tell you, there is a quick way to overcome this awkward phase and make conversation instantly!
What is it you ask?
JOKES!
Yes, too many jokes can be quite corny, and too little will give you the appearance of being dry, but, gaining the skill of recognizing a dying conversation, and combating it with a quick remark of witty humor is of PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE, as it will not only allow you to revive the conversation, but will establish you as a confident, light-hearted person.
As such, I have compiled a list of some one liners, knock-knocks, dad jokes, and short stories you can tell to anyone you please or wish to befriend, whether it be the person sleeping in the bunk below yours, or the girl with red hair from cabin 4 ;)
I know that many of you will have jokes in your arsenal already, and, by all means, fire away! Just keep your audience in mind, ensuring that your remarks are not offensive or too polarizing, as they will have the OPPOSITE EFFECT as intended with a joke!
So, here’s nothing!
OPEN UP
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
CANDICE DOOR OPEN, or am I stuck out here?
2. COW COMPILATION
Whats a cow’s favorite type of math?
COWCULUS.
What happens when you pamper a cow?
It gives you spoilt milk
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a COW-HERD.
3. ARTISTRY
A man showed up for a duel, armed with only a pencil and paper.
*DRAMATIC PAUSE*
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
4. EDGY KIDS ONLY
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Its ok, he woke up.
5. STICK (my personal favorite)
Whats brown, long, and sticky?
A stick.
And so, I leave you- to find jokes of your own, and to express your creativity vicariously through yourself! Have fun with it :)